NUT&BUTT COVERS (Xul Shorts)
15" inseam. More comfortable then wearing a freshly peeled victims skin! It feels like your nuts and butt are covered with moist rain clouds from the forbidden jungles of Xul. Look at your life and say "Fuck you it's the" and then point to your pants! It'll probably think you're insane or a huge fan of body spray! How do you look at your life exactly, anyways? Either way, your nuts and butt will look freshly stylish! Maybe you have a vagina? That's cool! Xul shorts don't discriminate, only the title does! Park that pussy in these! XUL!
THESE ARE MESH BASKETBALL STYLE SHORTS WITH A DRAWSTRING. SUPER COMFY ON YOUR GENITALS. ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK! IF YOUR SIZE ISN'T IN STOCK, THEY CAN BE MADE TO ORDER. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for details!