POOF HEAD HOLDERS

Bald ass head? Warm it up with the finest in brain protection technology. Bang your head off the wall, often? Slide one of these thangs over your dome and it won't hurt... as much. All beanies are "tall", embroidered and made with hate. Cop your head shirt today or be a no beanie havin' wackass. PRE ORDER! Ships in 3-4 weeks.