HONK HONK! OBESE ALIENOID RAPPERS HAVE DECSENDED ON YOUR PLANET IN AN EFFORT TO EAT YOUR WOMEN AND TURN YOU INTO A HUMAN SNACK CAKE! ARMED WITH A "FATBLASTER" THESE "KLOWNS" CAN EVISERATE AN ENTIRE VILLAGE OF 12 WITH ONE ZIPPITY ZAP ZAP! THE ONLY WAY TO SPARE YOURSELF IS TO SHOW YOUR ALLEGIANCE BUY WEARING ONE OF THESE ITEMS. TRUST US.
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