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RHYMEBOOK OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED

$10.99 - $129.99

PRE ORDER. ALLOW 4-6 WEEKS FOR SHIPPING.

CD ONLY. SELF EXPLANATORY. DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING BUT A LIFE OF SUFFERING AND A DRINK COASTER. EXCLUSIVE STICKER IS INCLUDED INSIDE OF THE RHYMEBOOK.

LYRIC BOOK. 28 PAGE BOOK CONTAINING EVERY LYRIC WITHIN THE RHYMEBOOK. WORD FOR WORD. THE COASTER IS ALSO INCLUDED INSIDE OF THE LYRIC BOOK ITSELF.

BILLYGHOST MASK. AS WORN IN THE "NEVER TRUST THE LIVING" MUSIC VIDEO! NOT ONLY WILL IT HIDE YOUR UGLY.... BUT IT'LL RUIN YOUR SELF IMAGE!?! EXTREMELY LIMITED AND FEETMADE BY DWN PRODUCTIONS.

BILLYGOAT MASK. AS WORN IN THE "FAMILY PORTRAIT" MUSIC VIDEO. BAAAAH. EXTREMELY LIMITED AND FEETMADE BY DWN PRODUCTIONS.

SOULREADER SHIRT. GLOWS IN THE DARK. IS RUMORED TO TRAP YOUR SOUL INSIDE OF THE STITCHING...

ROTRD TYE DIE SHIRT. GLOWS IN THE DARK. LLE'S FIRST EVER OFFICIAL TYE DIED TORSO COVER! SORRY FATTIES BUT THIS ONLY STRECHES UP TO 3XL! I BEGGED THE SUPPLIER TO MAKE jumbo SIZES AND THEY POKED MY SIDE FAT AND TOLD ME TO EAT LITTER COVERED CAT SHIT?!?!

9" LENTICULAR STICKER. WATCH IT ROT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

EMBROIDERED JERSEY AND SHORTS. EVERY LINE IS A COMMITMENT TO A LIFE SENTENCE...

MINI CD. A LITTLE ITTY BITTY CUTESY FLUTESY MINIATURE REPLICA OF THE RHYMEBOOK.

I'VE LITERALLY POURED MY SOUL INTO THIS RECORD AND ENTIRE OFFERING.

THE RHYMEBOOK OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED PROVES THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH... ... .. .