NO MASTERS. 19 BRAND NEW TRACKS FROM THE BROTHERS OF BLASPHEMY. HURT PPL, HURT PPL. KILL YOUR IDOLS. EVIL OVER EVERYTHING. THE MASKMAKER IS NEAR... I'M UGLY SURE HE'S..bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn
IF YOU'VE EVER NEEDED A HELMET!#@ NOW'S YOUR CHANCE#!@ DID YOU KNOW THAT IT CAN STOP A BULLET FROM PIERICING YOUR MULLET@#! NO MONEY BACK GAURENTEE !@# NOW FUCK OFF.
THESE JOGGERS WILL HAVE YOUR NUTS AND OR BUTTS SWEATING LIKE A WHORE IN CHURCH! THE BAD CHURCH!#@!
THE HOODED UPPER TORSO ARMOR IS SCREEN PRINTED WITH A CUSTOM (SKIN) TAG! WE CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO PROTECT THAT LITTLE BEANBAG HEART OF (y)OURS!
EVER WANTED TO BURN DOWN A SHIRT AND OR CHURCH? WHAT ABOUT A SHIRT CHURCH? BUY THIS AND SET IT ON FIRE. ON FIRE LIKE THE ICEE HOT YOU JERK YOUR LITTLE LOVE HAMMER WITH! EVERYTIME A NON XULIGAN SEES OR SNIFFS THIS SHIRT, THEY FART. CUSTOM SKIN TAG?!?!@
THE CHURCHLING MASK! THE FIRST OF IT'S KIND! THE MASKMAKERS OFFSPRING! WANT TO LOOK LIKE US?#@! #1OVUS #1OVUS! BE WARNED! IF YOU DARE TO PLACE THIS "MASK" OVER YOUR HUMAN MASK, YOU SWEAR YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY FOR ALL THINGS XUL. YOU WILL FOREVER DISOWN YOUR OWN FACE IN FAVOR OF SERVING "THE MASKMAKER"?@!? YOU WILL DO THE BIDDING OF THE ALLA XUL ELU, JUST LIKE US!#@!# CONSIDERED THIS YOUR CONTRACT!@!!@
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ALL ITEMS ARE PRE ORDER. ALLOW 4-5 WEAKS FOR DELIVERY.
Godspeed.
- The Churchlings
