XUL Buddy Plush
Are you a pathetic, lonely, sack of shit? Do you often find yourself cold at night, and in need of a cuddle buddy? Do you despise interacting with humans? Look no further than the XUL Buddy! Filled with hate and stuffing (aka the hair from dead horses), they're surely to keep you company when it's needed mo(i)st! Powerbomb them! Cut a hole in one and fuck it!?! They're great listeners and love taking selfies with your ugly fucking face! Cop one today or fucking regret it tomorrow! XUL or die.