Blasphemous Brawlers

These behemoths stand at a whopping 7 inches and they're ready to get all up in those buttery cheeks! Extremely limited, these little elusive chunks of fluffy are destined to be insanely desirable in the future. If you sleep now, you weep later. Crybaby. Okay then...

What time is it?!?! It's time to practice your crippler crossface so you're nice and warmed up for your family reunion! Tombstone 8 Legz with ease! Waterboard Whipping Stick! Pour mustard on Carver! Hold Billy like a little baby! Make Joe eat his vegetables! The possibilities are only limited by your imagination!