Flat tire? Need to patch it? Well, these won't help you! But, they will help you look fresher than a newly deceased corpse! Available in many different colors so you can coordinate with any color stain on your outfit, you dirty bitch! Pretend to stab your neighbor with these and watch there faces go from "This is a joke" to "What the fuck is wrong with this piece of shit, does he really think that hurts?"! The fun is everlasting! All patches aside from the Sci Co knifes are iron on. #LLE

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