Head of Horns Drawstring Bag
Ladies - If you carry a purse, fagiddabout it. You're going to look like one classy bitch wearing this stylish and luxurious item all day. Baby crying? Shove that little bastard in this bag and free your hands to do whatever you want! Boyfriend or husband pissing you off? The bag has miniature ropes on it. Do the math. Choke a mother fucker out with swag!
Gentlemen - Just look how dope this fucking bag is. Don't you just want to buy it, burn it, and rub the ashes all over your nipples? BUY NOW BUY NOW!