A.X.E. Hockey Jersey


Built in anti theft device! Aerodynamic! Cigarette burn resistant! Special microfiber organisms gently massage your nipples while offering a cool comforting sensation to the rest of your upper torso! Great attire for funerals, S.T.D. checks, bumper bowling, ghost riding the whip, execution killings, suicide bombings and much, much more! We've got one word to describe you wearing this, and I'm going to spell it out for you... H.. A.. W.. T. #XuligansForLyfe