A.X.E. Hockey Jersey

$99.99

Want a custom nameplate? We've got you covered Bitchtits, literally! Custom nameplate is limited to 9 characters. Built in anti theft device! Aerodynamic! Cigarette burn resistant! Special microfiber organisms gently massage your nipples while offering a cool comforting sensation to the rest of your upper torso! Great attire for funerals, S.T.D. checks, bumper bowling, ghost riding the whip, execution killings, suicide bombings and much, much more! We've got one word to describe you wearing this, and I'm going to spell it out for you... H.. A.. W.. T. #XuligansForLyfe

Ships in approx. 2-3 weeks. Pre order runs for one week. If ordering custom nameplate, please leave your desired name in the payment notes.

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